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Youre the reason I drink. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later Mitch Hedberg 2.

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Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny quotes funny sayings and funny proverbs collected over the years from a variety of.

. He who fishes in another mans well often catches crab. If you die in an elevator be sure to push the UP button. I can resist everything except temptation.

Do not argue with an idiot. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. Like a fool gets a do-over wrong again 2611 Bad people trip over their own lying lips.

And as he was going up the road some youths came from the city and mocked him and said to him Go up you baldhead. Because no great story started with someone eating a salad. 9 out of 10 voices in my head say that Im crazy.

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Anonymous 8 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. I know Im a handful but thats why you got two hands Unknown Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor Truman Capote If you think you are too small to be. Im sick of following my dreams man.

He who will. Going to church doesnt make you a. If youre too open minded your brains will fall out.

A loan is like rice eaten. Tact is for those who arent funny enough for sarcasm. Famous funny quotes and humorous quotes Life is a waste of time time is a waste of life so get wasted and the time of your life.

Anonymous 6 2 Thankfully I have other skills than just. Then he went up from there to Bethel. The tenth is humming.

Funny Quotes 1. Death is hereditary. The day your horse dies and your moneys lost your relatives change to strangers.

Duct tape is silver. A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey. If you cant see the bright side of life polish.

It is soon forgotten. When youre wrong no one forgets. When youre right no one remembers.

To buy a quarrel lend money to a friend. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Good people dont have a lip problem 1213 Its better to eat veggies in a house.

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